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Monday, January 21, 2002

Heat Vision and Jack Black.
An astronaut (played by Jack Black) with a medical secret is on the run from his evil employers with the help of a talking motorcycle called Heat Vision (voiced by Owen Wilson).
TRADEMARK SUPER INTELLIGENCE SEQUENCE
Physics diagrams, brain X-rays, Rodin’s The Thinker, An
eclipse, a naked Jack, a LOT of light bulbs, but mostly
“E=mc².” Jack’s distant inner voice can be heard,
shouting: “I KNOW EVERYTHING!”
Dear Fox Television,
Please place an order for a full season of Heat Vision and Jack.
Thanks,
--Steve